John Ballinger
I make things like:
hurl.ws
tweet-r.com
tw3t.com

and some iPhone
applications.
I peeled off the inner lining of the septum using a special Ballinger knife which has a swivel head so I can get at the area near the throat.

OMG, I didnt not know there was a “special Ballinger knife” scary. 

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